01 April 2005

America's Wang

Yes, that is what it is... The Washington Monument. A symbol of power for the United States, paying tribute to our first president, and standing erect as can be.

Today this monument reopens to the public with enhanced security measures in place since the September 11 terrorist attacks. Once again, we Americans -- all people as a matter of fact -- can come to Washington DC, get in line, get a ticket, then use that ticket to take a ride in an elevator to the top of the Washington Monument. They also have a museum and shop, in case the ride is so good you must have a souvineer to remind you forever of your experience.

So, in short, America's Wang is still erect, but now protected for all to enjoy again.

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